Random Thoughts of a Hasher

2006-12-22T09:08:00.000-08:00

Houston 1500th Run Event

Houston is having there 1500th Run Celebration Feb 23-25, 2007.
This will be done old school style. The hash is taking over an elementary school for the weekend. If you went to the Christmas Party - we will be partying in the school across the street. Here's what we have planned.

You can sleepover Friday night, Saturday night at the school. So bring your popup tents, sleeping bags, etc. Sleepover after the pubcrawl - so you don't have to go home. On Saturday the goal of the hares is to recreate run #1 of the hash. There will be school buses to take a field trip from the school out to the start of the hash. So be at the school on non-hash time. After the run, the buses will take us back to the school for dinner, a talent show, a dance, and a sex-ed class at midnite.

Friday Feb 23, 2007 : Recess
Pub Crawl
Location: Downtown Houston
Lots of surprises along the way
6:00 p.m.
Hares:
Professor Closet Freak
Professor HOV
Teacher's Assistant Rubbin the Boy Wanker
Midnite: Lockin at the school
Midnite Movies, Games, etc.

Saturday Feb 24, 2007:
Hot Breakfast - 8:00 a.m.
School Lunch - 12:00 pm
Gym Class (Run)- 2:30 p.m.
Field Trip will begin promptly at 3:00 p.m.
Hares: Geek, Estrus, Dr. Strangehash
Run Location - Back to the future
A recreation of run #1

Dinner - 7:00 p.m.
Talent Show - Time TBD
School Dance - Time TBD
Sex Ed Class - Midnite

Price $49 until Feb 2
After Feb 2 - $59
At the run - $69

More info to come, check www.h4.org/1500/
pdf flyer - www.h4.org/1500/1500flyer.pdf

2006-09-21T09:16:00.000-07:00

can you tell the difference

one of the best sites i've seen in a while. can you tell which country these people come from. confirms what i know from working for a japanese company (panasonic), and a taiwanese company (foxconn). everyone is different and no - not all people of the same race or from the same country look alike.

your choices - china, japan, korea.

Asian Test

2006-09-18T10:56:00.000-07:00

Strip Club Mania:

Having traveled this great land of the US (mainly in the southern states) save for a brief stint in North Carolina. I've frequented many strip clubs. Events this past weekend have led me to this blog posting. It's been said by many a woman that strip clubs just exploit women, blah blah blah. That's merely said by women who've never been to a club. I'll be more than happy to go to a club with any woman and show them how men get exploited.
For a man to pay a woman $20 for a 3 minute dance is preposterous, but we pay it anyway. Men definitely get exploited - $7 beers, $10 shots, making small talk with someone who just wants your money, outrageous VIP room charges. I've seen many strippers work over my friends for dance after dance. One friend in college used to spend his entire paycheck on the one stripper called Angel. He finally wised up and stop going to the club.

Texas strip club 101:
Texas has some weird rules about strip clubs. If you serve alcohol the girls are topless, but if it's an all-nude establishment you can bring in as much alcohol as you want, even a keg or two. And it only costs $7 to bring in as much beer/alcohol as you can drink.

Rubbin's Rules on Strip Clubs:
1. Never use a credit card at a club.
2. Keep a careful track of how many dances you have - the women are sneaky and have been known to exaggerate the number of dances they've done to suck more money out of you.
3. The girls are just doing this while they work on their master degree from Rice, right.
4. Every name they give you is a fake stripper name.
5. The waitresses are hotter than the strippers.
6. Wait for the longest song you know before accepting a dance (I prefer Kashmir, Bohemian Rhapsody, or Dream On)
#7 NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go to a strip club with guys that you just met.

2006-09-14T11:29:00.000-07:00

Great Graphic Design
Simple is Always Better

2006-09-13T08:44:00.000-07:00

Houston Hash Happy Hour / EZ Fag House Party - Sept 22

Happy Hour at EZ Fag's Place
1. Live DJ
2. 2 Kegs
3. Naked Twister
4. Naked Phone Booth Stuffing
5. Naked Air Hockey
6. Naked Pinball

2006-09-11T20:25:00.000-07:00

Casual Sex Guide - 101

1. Don’t say “I never do this” and expect me to believe you. Of course you do this, so do I, and you’re saying that you normally don’t implies that if I do, then I am some kind of a freak. We are here to bang so drop the act, don’t expect to discuss our sexual histories because we are both going to lie anyway. Everyone's a freak behind closed doors.

2. Don’t try and have casual, meaningless conversation when we get back to our respective destination. I don’t really care what you do for a living, where you’re from, or your childhood drama. You’re there for one purpose only. Anything I needed to know about you I already found out -primarily from observation. Are you attractive, not wearing pegged jeans or bad shoes. These are the only attributes I’m interested in – so please keep your mouth shut. Out of respect I will do the same.

3. Do ask permission to do things to me and my home. Ask to take a shower, ask to go through my nightstand looking for a condom, and ask me if you want something from me too, especially my last St. Arnold's beer. We can’t pretend to be familiar with each other so be polite.

4. Speaking of asking, please remember that I don’t know you and I don’t know what you like. You also don’t know what I like so while I appreciate your adventurousness, it is essential that you listen to what I tell you.

5. Don’t re-attempt to try things I’ve already made clear that I’m not interested in! I know it might be easier to get freaky with a stranger, but no still means no! And I’m not likely to change my mind 5 minutes later.

6. Don’t get offended if I call you by the wrong name while we’re having sex. In some cases I may not even remember your name and if I do – hey maybe I’m thinking about my ex-girlfriend or maybe I really like the name Nicole. Either way – don’t judge me. You’re getting laid so don’t complain!

7. If I do let you stay over or I stay at your place – please no cuddling. Casual sex and cuddling just don’t go together.

8. Morning sex is okay, unless I wake up and find you repulsive (just kidding and seeing if anyone is reading this far). Don't worry, you might wake up after that long hangover and find me repulsive and just want to get the hell outta there. Seriously 1.) I got drunk in order to feel comfortable bringing you home and screwing, now I am not drunk and there is still a chance of screwing. 2) That also goes for oral sex, daylight, sober blow jobs are always welcome and I'll even go down on you as well. Not all black guys are afraid of "DATY". btw DATY = dining at the Y=cunnilingu$. And I'm especially good at it. No complaints to date (and these women would've told me).

9. I love after sex breakfast - even if it's just eggs and orange juice. If we had a great time and you want to hang out this morning, then it's okay. Although don’t expect me to say yes. Don’t get huffy if I say no. If I do say yes and we do go to breakfast, understand that afterward I want to go home and shower and sleep and not talk to you.

10. Don’t ask for my number when you and I both know we have no intention or seeing one another again. Let’s not waste our energy. Most likely I don’t want your number and you don’t want mine. Exchanging numbers just leads to regret and self-doubt. Neither of us needs to go through that especially when it probably wasn’t bad and even if it wasn’t the greatest sex ever at least we both got laid. To quote the notable film Threesome, “To me sex is like pizza. Even if it’s bad it’s still pretty good.”